JC LIFE IS GARBAGE


MiseryYoud think Misery would be female, for all its imagined grace and dwelling with Beauty and all the silky metaphors the old poets used to capture the essence of the sensation. Hes not, though. Misery is a young, handsome man, with his wispy dark gray hair and slim, pale face on which his black-as-night eyes twinkle when hes happy.Misery
Which is extremely often.
Because Misery, you see, loves his job. He relishes creeping into your heart as and when you allow him in; its his playground, where he swings around with your wishes, your beliefs, and toys with your choices, and relationships. The troubles


BalanceSo pleased so pleasedBalance
to be in this
unspeakably
jigsaw world; to
clasp this neon card -
it is that
brilliant -
between jelly fingers.
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I cannot contain the moon
even in verse.
I will stand in its warmth until
I get silly, and,
at my giddiest,
wonder what all this is
made up of. Until
I recognise the silken glow
woven, by selfish hearts,
from
nothing. It is beauty.
And hollow.
When it pierces the seamless net of blue
roses, when the Mind an


EssenceI said:Essence
I would like to form exquisite things with this pen, grow a dazzling rainbow from its nib; I would like to pick a rose and make its fragrance sweeter, its petals even smoother, redder, make the world so much brighter, the sky more wondrous, make rust turn to gold and the sun shine
twice as brightly and invent a blacker
shade of dark; to reveal the beauty of Nothing and to turn &
Only The Lonely
In my place

Dear -fill in name- Dear [fill in name],Dear -fill in name-
We sincerely regret to inform you that while you would seem to be a great person, we will be stomping on your dreams and totally crushing all your hopes. We are sorry to make you abandon all the plans you had previously made for your life, and hope it will not inconvenience you in any way.
After a large gap to fill more of the page, we give some non-specific reasons why we have chosen to pound you into the dust. Our decision concerning you was made not because you are bad at what you do, but that i
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A shroe, a shroe, my dinkgom for a shroe...
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this talent is God-given.
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I'm famous for my invention of the convex smilie.
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They call me Doctor Worm... or Tess. Or DARK DASTARDLY.
*EvilMarkerofDoom is my partner in crime.
~JimmySempai is my ridiculous arch-nemesis.
*gleefulcynic is pretty cool, too.
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Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
Travis fan?
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...But it's like sex, religion, or politics:
Why talk about it?
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Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred.
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