JC LIFE IS GARBAGE


MiseryYoud think Misery would be female, for all its imagined grace and dwelling with Beauty and all the silky metaphors the old poets used to capture the essence of the sensation. Hes not, though. Misery is a young, handsome man, with his wispy dark gray hair and slim, pale face on which his black-as-night eyes twinkle when hes happy.Misery
Which is extremely often.
Because Misery, you see, loves his job. He relishes creeping into your heart as and when you allow him in; its his playground, where he swings around with your wishes, your beliefs, and toys with your choices, and relationships. The troubles


BalanceSo pleased so pleasedBalance
to be in this
unspeakably
jigsaw world; to
clasp this neon card -
it is that
brilliant -
between jelly fingers.
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I cannot contain the moon
even in verse.
I will stand in its warmth until
I get silly, and,
at my giddiest,
wonder what all this is
made up of. Until
I recognise the silken glow
woven, by selfish hearts,
from
nothing. It is beauty.
And hollow.
When it pierces the seamless net of blue
roses, when the Mind an


EssenceI said:Essence
I would like to form exquisite things with this pen, grow a dazzling rainbow from its nib; I would like to pick a rose and make its fragrance sweeter, its petals even smoother, redder, make the world so much brighter, the sky more wondrous, make rust turn to gold and the sun shine
twice as brightly and invent a blacker
shade of dark; to reveal the beauty of Nothing and to turn &
Only The Lonely
In my place

Rejection Rejection LetterMay 5, 2007Rejection Rejection Letter
Mr. Stephen Farmer Office of Undergraduate Admissions, Chapel Hill Jackson Hall Campus Box 2200 Chapel Hill, NC 27599
Dear Stephen and Chapel Hill Admissions:
It is with great regret that I inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection at this time. I do understand that my decision is not the one you had hoped for, and it pains me greatly to have to deliver it.
My decision reflects the low regard for which I hold of the admission candidacy process. This year more than 30 colleges petitioned and solicited me for the one space I'd be able to fill. Wit
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A shroe, a shroe, my dinkgom for a shroe...
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this talent is God-given.
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I'm famous for my invention of the convex smilie.
When discussing why LotR (book or movie) characters *never* pee, I replied, "Cuz you can't say, 'I'm gonna go heroically urinate on a tree.'"
And thus: "Time for a heroic urination!"
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They call me Doctor Worm... or Tess. Whichev.
*EvilMarkerofDoom and I are gonna awesomely rule the world some day.
~gleefulcynic, =maginary and ~jessathegreat are my harem girls.
~oongawasquid is still a Google result whore.
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Great gleeful greetings, thou far fetched frenetic fiend, whom haunts and harries my head and home, with your wiley, wild ways of awesome (and aweful) alliteration!
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